anonymoushouseplantfan:

If you wait till tomorrow he will actually finger her for cameras
Fun honey moon tour
Then in May she will give birth w a camera in her hooha stay tuned


Thanks for sending this in! He’s feeling her up in front of the cameras during an official engagement. I just…

Blind Item #15It is all fluff pieces from the tabloids about the alliterate former actress turned world celebrity. Never once do they write about the huge list of demands she has for every appearance, and look out if those demands are not met. No one behind the scenes who has encountered her on this trip has really anything nice to say about her. The person in front of the camera is not the same as the one when it is turned off. All you have to do is look at how miserable everyone else looks.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Whelp.

Check out Emily Andrews’ Twitter regarding MM heading back to Fraser Island. As someone pointed out in the replies, MM has strapping around her ankle and what appears to be HUGE bruise on her calf, neither of which were there earlier in the week. Do you think her suddenly “taking a break” from engagement would have anything to do with this?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

These pics? I don’t know what happened.

https://twitter.com/byEmilyAndrews/status/1054193026468331520

That might just be a shadow of her dress on her lower leg.

Hey Plant, I need to say something. There is a higher rate of suicides in places like Dubbo in Australia and people are not talking about this because that STUPID STUPID STUPID tour is all about Meghan’s clothes, Meghan’s fake bump, Meghan’s fake hair. I couldn’t be more angry now. I am almost destroying my keybord while typing this. OH MY GOD. Sorry, just needed to get this out of my chest, if you don’t want to publish this it’s ok. Thanks!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

No, I agree this is problem. A lot of the issues and charities that they were supposedly trying to highlight have been buried under an avalanche of pda and baby coverage.

royal-confessions:

“Meghan is barely showing right now. She could’ve waited at least a few more weeks before announcing her pregnancy.” – Submitted by Anonymous

“Meghan’s “bump” is literally nonexistent. They could have waited to announce, you can barely tell she’s pregnant in most of the pictures from Australia.” – Submitted by Anonymous

I think you’re right about Harry, he’s already looking manic (extreme happy/stressed/etc). Meg IMO being out of the spotlight would cause her more stress. It’s her drug. Taking it easy vs missing a chance to show off her many black/white/navy ensembles 🙄 this is why we’re getting “not feeling poorly” but missing engagements due to being tired. I think both will be strained on this tour, one resenting the other and all of this will fester in their gut, that’s usually where stress hits first.

She was all smiles from the moment they landed. She loves the spotlight.

I bet she’s already planning on bellycupping during the Remembrance event in London in a few weeks. Wearing her trademark black dress but now with bellycup hands.

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Hi brat, do you think she’ll have a mental breakdown like the other reader predicted? Because if it does happen I can see your separation belief after 10 months and miscarriage happening. I also think her and JM are going to have girl time whilst Harry is out shaking and hugging, I mean working.

I definitely think Megs and JM will be getting together. It’d be even better if the Australian press got pictures of it since, you know, Megs is supposed to be resting.

As for mental breakdown…too hard to say at this point. Harry looks like he’s going to have one first though. He’s got to carry this two-person tour basically by himself for the rest of the tour. He’s got to be even more stressed at this point and probably will be for the rest of the tour. No break for Harry until he gets to fly home on November 1st!

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The tour has turned into a tabloid freak show. The Beckham’s bring their own family drama, The Mulroney gate crash the event. Dear old Thomas is still crying, Meghan still can’t brush her and Harry looks like hes been on a bender every night since the tour started. oh hey the mother in law where is she Oh she’s having nanny lesson’s bc she couldn’t look after own daughter according to Thomas. Just another day in the life of the Sussex’s.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

It’s ALL drama, ALL the time. I have great admiration for the BP feed, which is heroically trying to focus on what little substance this tour has.

https://twitter.com/RoyalFamily

The KP feed is also doing a good job. If it weren’t for the endless drama, this would be a boring, but decent tour. The drama, however, is burying everything.

https://twitter.com/KensingtonRoyal

Got sugars messaging me saying this tour is the best ever because they have none stop press and Meghan works and puts charities first. Like i’m done what charities have they even visited does anyone know?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

The Bondi beach charity is the only one that has gotten any press at all, and that’s because they really put on a show. Flying Doc got a little press because of the childbirth demo, but got buried under banana bread news. Kudos to both charities for really trying to get their names out there.

I think that’s it. She met with the Kookaburra Kids yesterday, but that got buried under “pacing herself” news. The indigenous school got embargoed and no one paid any attention to it because of the banana bread. They had lunch at a place that also helps the indigenous, but I didn’t even catch the name, just the menu ingredients. The rest of the events were not charities, just “programs” at different places–Formula 1 something, inclusion whatever at the girls’ school she visited, and something about microgreens. There was so little attention paid to any of these events that I don’t even remember the names of the programs or much about what they did. Oh, wait, there was the rugby Girls Can program. I do remember that name, but mostly because it was so ironic in light of the fact that Meghan couldn’t throw that ball.

The sugars are desperately trying to spin her crap fashion into “seriousness” and “work focus,” but it’s ridiculous because the only thing Meghan is promoting is herself–her pregnancy (binders, comments, presents, belly-thrusting), her relationship (constantly escalating pda), her culinary skills (banana bread, food events), her celeb friends (Serena and Gillian Anderson clothes). You need a magnifying glass to even notice any of the charity work.

I have to say it is offensive to me to watch these two moronic attention whores play act their adolescent selves through memorial services. Remembrance seems very important even sacred to me as one who has family members who died in both the wars. Remembrance is a duty to remind us of the horror of war. And the idiot merches tacky clothes whilst laying the wreath. It is offensive. Better an honest Corbyn and republic than these fakes.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Emily Andrews was praising them for not making out during the memorial. LOLOLOL, the standards are so low for these two.

https://twitter.com/byEmilyAndrews/status/1053466542262943744

Can you make sense of Harry’s speech for me? Perhaps I was too tired to be watching it but it seemed quite self-serving and poorly written in parts, almost pitting the past generation of servicemen & women against this present one? And don’t even get me started on the shout-out to Meghan at the end.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Oh, KP tweeted a posed pic of Meghan watching him rehearse. I rolled my eyes so hard at that.

https://people.com/royals/prince-harry-invictus-games-speech-practice-meghan-markle/

The games are all about Harry and Meghan now. 

I don’t really get the speech either. It almost sounds like a goodbye speech, but there’s another Invictus in the Netherlands. This isn’t the last one. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6297403/Prince-practises-Invictus-Games-opening-ceremony-speech-wife-Meghan.html

I feel like they both now pivoting to “community building,” maybe that’s why he’s talking about the “Invictus family,” instead of, you know, actually mentioning the individual athletes and their stories. 

Submitted:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Daily Mail outfit total for first four days: £16,400

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6294575/Meghan-wears-16-000-worth-labels-5-000-bling-four-DAYS-royal-tour.html

Day 5: casual outfit alone is a few thousand, add the two designer dresses, hat, shoes, bag but don’t forget the earrings: at full price, we’re already at what £40k?

Her earrings today are C$22,000 full price (now 50% sale)

https://www.maisonbirks.com/en/birks-rosee-du-matin-cushion-cut-sapphire-and-double-diamond-halo-drop-earrings


One source tells me it isn’t that the duchess is feeling poorly, but they’re trying to ‘pace’ her given how many engagements are coming up. The couple are due to undertake 76 on the 16-day tour. It is unlikely Meghan will do many engagements on Fraser Island due to the terrain

anonymoushouseplantfan:

That makes sense because once she shows up for the tour knocked up, you have to adjust, but, man, this was horrible planning on their part. 

https://twitter.com/RE_DailyMail/status/1053812695970000896

And it’s not the first time they do this to the BRF. It’s the Kensington statement all over again.

right what did Meghan think was going happen ?! she’s 4mth pregnant and going around like the energiser bunny .her body is telling her now to slow the fuck down .

keepingupwiththebananadrama:

She thought she had the stamina. Uh….NO you dont sweetheart. She has freakishly thin legs and no muscle definition, so carrying a child will drain you faster than a normal 5’4 woman. She also doesn’t come off as the healthiest person despite what she said on her blog. I’m willing to bet her body has been telling her to slow the hell down since before the wedding, but she thinks she superwoman and has to prove people wrong. You cant do that crap when it involves another human being.

Oh, you can do that crap. It just catches up with you in different ways. 

I don’t think the change in the schedule has anything to do with the baby fatigue she looks remarkably energized no signs of fatigue. I think they are getting such bad feedback but Harry is still the star they are going to give him solo engagements to calm the waters. I guarantee there is panic among the staff and Harry dimwit. Damage control ASAP.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

There’s always panic when Thomas speaks to the press. It’s the one thing that rattles her.

i will be that bitch and say she is going to cancelled the boring stuff (ig games )and goes to the receptions and i bet she did bring one tiara , lots of bespoke clothes and lots of diana jewelry

anonymoushouseplantfan:

It’s another white jacket!!! I’m dying here.

https://twitter.com/RE_DailyMail/status/1053818302504620032

I’m with you anon. I’m not surprised she doesn’t want to attend IG events. She can’t make it about her as much. 

But god, in that picture above she’s beginning to look like Jess Mulroney!

Apparently going to the a luncheon would be exhausting, eating and meeting ppl. If anything she shouldn’t be going to Fiji & Tonga…but whatever. I work in with the public, I’ve had coworkers pregnant and working w/ the public, and I mean “WORK”. If all we did was dress up, shake hands and wave, all of us would love that job. I’m not buying it, she could wear one bloody outfit a day, like a normal “relatable” person, this is ridiculous. 🙄

anonymoushouseplantfan:

She’s still going to Fiji and Tonga. 

Submitted:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

There is a reason royals don’t show PDA (along with them being old school and private about there lives) it draws attention away from the work. Every headline on this tour is about them touching each other or lovingly looking into each other’s eyes. What is a dubbo, what is there plight, what’s happening with there people. I don’t know because of BANANA BREAD. Your job is not to be cute. It’s to bring attention to things so people can help/support those issues. Your constant touching and cuddling under umbrellas is not modernizing the family or bringing them into the 21st century, it’s DISTRACTING! They need tot stop acting like teenagers in there first relationship and grow up. Your marriage is also a job it time you start doing it. Maybe if you would have stopped for 10 seconds to think about that before you got married you would have known it’s not the job you wanted. STEP UP, OR STEP OUT!


EXACTLY.

What are your views on cutting back announcement? I’m having mixed feelings.. It’s for the baby so obviously we all (haters like myself included) want the best for it. But then again, it’s Meghan, she can do the unexpected for attention.. I’m feeling conflicted, like I want to bitch about her, but can’t coz of the baby (for whom I want the best, irrespective of harkles).

keepingupwiththebananadrama:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Oh, no one can bitch because the deed is done. She already showed up to the tour preggo and now they have to accommodate her. They can’t make her work and they can’t make her go to the islands. There’s a human life at stake.

It’s genius. Millions in taxpayer money and she tells everyone she’s knocked up THE DAY BEFORE SHE LEAVES FOR THE TOUR. Then she doesn’t even tell her father she’s knocked up, leaving him free to tell his sob story to the DM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TOUR.

i’d be angry on behalf of Australia, the FO, and the BRF, but fuck ‘em. They knew what these two clowns were like and they still gave them a huge wedding they could mess up, and a foreign tour they could flush down the toilet. At this point, the enablers are more to blame that the Sussexes.

you had to know this would happen. she has to keep the focus on her and with IG going and a lot of outdoorsy stuff coming up she needed her “look at me” ploy. So when Harry does the Queen’s Canopy all the discussion will be on MeAgain’s absence. They needed a good tour to prove to the family and gov they could be useful. And they are blowing it with the pr stunts.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

It’s just too much drama all around. I did not think Harry would be able to top his mom’s India tour telenovela, but this may do it.

Now she is cuttig back? What a fame ho. All planned for headlines im sure. Wow

keepingupwiththebananadrama:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

https://twitter.com/byEmilyAndrews/status/1053811580142579712

Just say this is now a full blown paid for vacation for the woman who couldnt wait until after a tour to get pregnant. So she’s going, but not working. What better excuse to say you need your bff and mom on this vacation stat. Just pull out all the damn way and fly back to London and sit your damn ass down. The pheasant knows who holds his balls.

Lookout after 20th.. I remember your prediction. Dad markle, cutting out of engagements, a few articles on expenses… Guess it has started, although harkles are made of Teflon so it’ll never reach the momentum that it should, but still, this is good enough for now.

As Houseplant noted, Megs always gets worried when her dad starts talking to the press. Oh, to be a fly on the wall in Harry & Meg’s hotel room. Harry is carrying the heavy load of doing duties while Megs surfs the internet and chills away. Like, it’s the perfect resentment building activity to happen while they’re on tour.

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we know now why the plaque was worded that way but Harry may not have known when he opened it. So there may be some hope he had a tiny moment of panic as in oh shit what have I done? He knows his family is not happy and he has anxiety over it but it NEVER changes his behavior. There were pics of him crying during the ceremony really losing it and bowing his head and pinching his nose.

I haven’t been able to find video where I can see him crying.

Maybe it’s in this one below since it’s 45+ minutes long. Haven’t watched it all though.

I still begin to wonder if he’s having a breakdown though. He’s the one who is going to have to do all the work. The tour events will probably go better without Megs being there. I think Harry is more likely to shine a light on the events like he’s supposed to rather than making it all about him and his wife and their love story and their upcoming baby…

Harry had an undescended testicle at birth which was repaired at age 3 under the guise of a hernia operation. The true cause of the surgery came out yrs later. The result is a low sperm count so this is not a rumor. Do a search and you can find articles about it. That of course does not preclude having children. But combined with the very low fertility of the typical 37 yr old it is pretty surprising she managed it so quickly.

I didn’t realize it happened at age 3. 

https://www.upi.com/Archives/1988/05/10/Prince-Harry-has-hernia-operation/9628579240000/

Well, a 37 year old I don’t think will have drastically decreased fertility, but fertility is decreased at that age. 

Her black and white uniform is god awful though.

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Everyone just needs to calm down and check Emily Andrews’ Twitter. To quote: “Wording of the memorial plaque Harry unveiled today says: ‘opened by the grandson of the Queen’ to echo the original opening plaque (in 1934 by Prince Henry, Duke of Gloucester) that said ‘opened by the son of the king'”. She went on to say that it “was to focus on the people lost, not the one who opened it” so it’s not a slate on our Harry at all 😊

keepingupwiththebananadrama:

princeharryconfessions:

yes oh my goodness this has been a lesson in like, life

i have LEARNED things tonight

Nice to know but I’m a hardcore BEC so I’ll be nice and accept both theories. Plus there’s a nice cool breeze under this shade.