I thought he sounded very robotic, and the “upcoming baby” part was just weird. “No better place to announce the upcoming baby…”?????? It sounded like he was talking about a Hollywood movie or something.
“A” baby…”the” upcoming baby…the language they are using is oddly neutral.
I’ve been kind of wondering all day when exactly was it that he found out Megs was pregnant, for certain. Given the timeline, he was in Africa for most of August. They partied it up on a weekend in Amsterdam. He looked super nervous inside the chapel at Eugenie’s wedding. Has he really known about it as long as she has?
Or is he just headed for a meltdown by the end of this tour?
I don’t think the BRF is saying to ignore warnings, but they’ve been put in a tough spot by Harry and Megs. I don’t think the Queen, Philip, Charles, William, or Kate is thrilled with the situation. But what else can they do? Cause a public relations disaster for Tonga and Fiji? Megs would probably complain if they forbade her from going there. They’re in a no-win situation at the moment.
I don’t think she’s faking. I don’t think her famewhore self cares because she thinks this is her moment to shine on the world stage. Fetus health and safety be damned.
THE H&M TOUR TAROT READING – OCTOBER 14, 2018 (Part 1)
Yes. It has arrived. Big thank you to everyone that submitted questions. Today I am reading on the H&M tour and everything around it for the most part that I can get too before I feel drained of energy basically. Since there is an “energy limit” on how many questions I can do at one time, I will cut this reading up into parts and add on to this topic in the next coming days. Send feedback and requests as always. -Ya girl, TT
“How does Prince Harry feel about this tour?”
(Tower Rx; Ace of Wands Rx (pulled two significators); Five of Cups Rx; Four of Pentacles; Six of Wands Rx; Three of Wands; HP (clarifiers:Page of Wands Rx/Lovers Rx); Queen of Pentacles Rx (clarifiers:Ten of Pentacles Rx/Judgement); Seven of Cups Rx (clarifiers:Eight of Wands/Empress Rx/Three of Swords); Knight of Pentacles (Harry); Ace of Pentacles;)
Ten of Cups Rx, Two of Swords Rx – bottom of the deck
I think Harry’s very much aware of the Australian dislike of them (Six of Wands Rx) and is really trying to make that turn around for the two of them (Tower Rx/Three of Wands). He wants this to go well for him and Meghan and turn around the preconcived notions about them during this tour. He’s nervous about this (Ace of Wands Rx) and already feels like this tour is a lot of commitment (Ace of Wands Rx/Knight of Pentacles). He has buried feelings of regret (Five of Cups Rx) but is going ahead with it anyways (Ace of Pentacles/Knight of Pentacles).
He’s very guarded and closed off during this tour for some reason (HP/Four of Pentacles). He’s trying to be optimistic about the tour but some cloud is hanging over him (HP/Five of Cups Rx). Something undisclosed about this tour, some secrets (Four of Pentacles/HP).
I honestly don’t think Harry wants to do all these engagements and isn’t really looking forward to 4-5 engagements a day with Meghan, since HP is a wife card and QOP came up reversed in 6th postion. There’s a want to look good and be perceived well but not really work for it (Page of Wands Rx/Lovers Rx). He’s worried Meghan might bring some bad publicity by accident in this tour (Page of Wands Rx), kind of like in Ireland with the political statement. I could see Harry/Meghan even taking an extra break or delay from an engagement.
There’s some financial related to this tour for Harry (Ace of Pentacles). He sees this as a fininical opportunity for something and again is worried his wife might mess that up somehow (Queen of Pentacles Rx). Meghan is probably getting controlling over something financial related to this tour and feel like she’s going give the BRF some debt due to her spending on this tour (QOP Rx/10ofPen. Rx). Also shows her asking for money fron Harry a lot for this trip and Harry being stingy with it (Judgement/Four of Pentacles). Some deal was made (Judgment) for them to get some money somehow on this trip (Ten of Pentacles Rx). Could also show the BRF not really being that ecstatic and seeing this as a true testament to how they are as royals.
I do think Harry is very aware of where he is right now. Not rose-colored like in Ireland for example (Seven of Cups Rx). Seven of Cups Rx, showing despite his regret about being booked so much, he made the decision to go. This tour is trying to get them to move on (Eight of Wands/Three of Swords Rx) from the bad press following them from this summer and the wedding and also possibility some negative news comes out while their on tour.
Emotionally I feel like H&M or H&M and the BRF are f’ed-up right now (Ten of Cups Rx/Two of Swords Rx). I think the blinders are starting to come off for Harry (Ten of Cups Rx) and their both starting to get out of that bliss newlywed stage and really into the grit of marriage stuff. How they handle that? Well yall know what I think but it’s up to the universe at this point. Possibility H&M aren’t even really speaking that much right now (Two of Swords Rx), like there both emotionally closed off from each other right now.
“How will he feel after this tour?”
(Two of Swords Rx, Hanged Man Rx, Nine of Pentacles Rx, Knight of Cups Rx, King of Swords Rx, Nine of Swords Rx, Page of Cups, Queen of Swords Rx, Six of Cups Rx, Ace of Swords, Three of Swords)
Seven of Swords Rx, Ace of Wands – top of the deck
I feel like he’s still going to be stuck and undecided on how he feels (Hanged Man Rx/Two of Swords Rx). He feels like he was forced to go on this tour in a way and feels like he just did unnecessary work this whole time and didn’t have the relaxation period he wanted when travelling (Nine of Pentacles Rx). That’s where I think the sense of disappointment come from I think. Also I think this tour puts a lot of stress on them and brings a lot of arguments their way (King of Swords Rx). Harry reacts by becoming not the most pleasant to be around. This could also refer to something happening with Philip since he’s a Gemini.
A tour that once had some optimism and hope involving for PH, goes to dust and turns sour (Knight of Swords Rx). Something legal surrounding these two after this tour (King/Queen of Swords Rx) or some bad arguments/tension as a result of it. I think by the end of this tour Harry is ready to go (Nine of Swords Rx/Seven of Swords Rx/Ace of Swords). He’s ready to give up and leave to go back home to KP. Some major stress surrounding these two as a result and during this tour. Chance some news and/or gossip comes out during the tour or surrounding the tour in general. Also good chance some relief is taken off bc of a pregnancy announcement (Hanged Man Rx/Page of Cups).
Like I said, Harry is bored and ready to move on at the end of this (Six of Cups Rx/Three of Swords).
“How does Meghan Markle feel about the tour?”
Star; Ace of Wands Rx; Fool Rx; Kn Knight of Wands; Knight of Swords; Six of Wands Rx (clarifiers:Judgement/Sun/Six of Pentacles); Three of Cups Rx (clarifiers:Nine of Cups Rx/Eight of Cups); Moon (clarifiers: Lovers); Five of Cups Rx; Empress (clarifiers:Six of Cups);Ten of Wands Rx;)
Four of Swords Rx fell out
Girl is so happy(Star). She literally feels like the Star and is so hopeful and bright about this tour. She’s sort of restless about this tour (Four of Swords Rx/Knight of Swords). She’s not really sure on how she wants to do things and is just going on as the tour goes along (Fool Rx/Ace of Wands Rx) and also feels weighed down by all the work. Bad planning on her part regarding something (Fool Rx). Very impulsive and show-boaty during this tour (Knight of Wands). She likes being able to travel and go somewhere (Knight of Wands/Swords) but she hates the restrictions and being so busy on this tour. She also doesn’t follow through on something (Knight of Wands).
She’s really been pushing for this and really wanted to this to go through previously though (Knight of Swords). Could also be referring to all the travveling she did getting here. She wants this to go as perfect as it can (Knight of Swords) and is really going to try to push the humanitarian/doting duchess thing this tour I feel (Sun/Six of Pentacles). She is going to be very prideful with her engagements and very braggy as per usual (Knight of Wands/Sun/Judgement). I feel like Meghan ends up isolated and unhappy/disapoints her friends (Nine of Cups Rx/Three of Cups Rx) becauseof her choosing to walk away from the tour somehow/cancel or delay some events (Eight of Cups).
I still think she’s pregnant (Moon/Lovers). If not, very happy about the tour right now (Moon/Lovers). She feels hopeful and sees this tour as a blessing in a way (Five of Cups Rx) I’m guessing for all the bad gossip around her most of the time. Still see her a pregnant (Empress/Six of Cups). If not going to have some emphasis on kids this tour (Six of Cups) and there will be some nostaglia factor involved with this tour. Overall she feels like a burdens’s been released by being able to go on this tour and hopes it will work out even though like I said before, workload is bothering her and Harry (Ten of Wands Rx).
“How will she feel after this tour?”
Sun; Four of Cups Rx; King of Wands Rx; Two of Cups Rx; Tower; Hierophant; Four of Swords; Knight of Swords Rx; Seven of Pentacles Rx; Seven of Cups; Hermit Rx
I think she will feel pretty content (Sun). She is going to feel like she got what she wanted primarily out of it all (Four of Cups Rx) and enjoyed the new experience this tour was for her. I feel like she still feels like she could do more at this same time as well even though she’s happy for the most part at the end of it all (King of Wands Rx). Could be MA popping up as well somehow. I feel like after this tour she takes a break or rests for a while (Four of Swords/King of Wands Rx/Seven of Pentacles Rx/Hermit Rx). Like taking a back seat with something.
Something has this sense of superiority about her at the end of this (King of Wands Rx/Two of Cups Rx). She feels really powerful because of this tour (Seven of Cups/Hierophant). There also shows some friction between her and Harry as well because of something that happens (Tower/Two of Cups). Something messy/drama around the end of this tour (Knight of Swords Rx). She gets an arrogance to her that Harry doesn’t like or vibe with (Hermit Rx).
She probably spends alot of this tour (Seven of Pentacles Rx) and doesn’t budget well. Shows her being once again unhappy about all the work they are doing constantly.Relationship with Harry is stagnant and imbalances at this moment (Seven of Pentacles Rx). But disregarding that, she’s very happy and living in fantasy land at the end of this (Seven of Cups). Still seeing her going away or going into retreat mode for a bit after this tour (Hermit Rx).
“How will the next couple of days go for the tour?”
(HP Rx; World; Two of Pentacles Rx; Nine of Wands; Two of Swords; Five of Wands; Two of Wands; Nine of Swords; Four of Cups; Temperance; Eight of Wands Rx)
I think they will be fine (Temperance/World). They will be very busy and it will be very noticeable that they are very busy (Two of Pentacles Rx), not the sort of effortless, “no pain no gain”, type of attitude. Possible pregnancy announcement soon that they are anxious about(HP Rx/World/Nine of Wands). There will probably be some opposition to them in the public (Five of Wands/Nine of Wands). Feel like their isolated, not much interaction with many people the next days (Nine of Swords) or anxiety over having to talk to all those people everyday. Their going to be very tired (Four of Cups) and sort of detached because their so tired and feel overburdened. I think they will be alright and find somewhat of a balance during these first couple of days in Australia (Temperance) but I do see them either being late for something, delaying something, or cancelling something in the tour still (Eight of Wands Rx).
“Will Jessica Mulroney go?”
Seven of Cups; Ace of Pentacles Rx; Ten of Pentacles Rx; Eight of Wands; Six of Cups Rx; Knight if Pentacles Rx; Queen of Pentacles; Page of Cups Rx; Star Rx; Six of Pentacles Rx; Ace of Cups Rx;
I feel like she does go (QOP/Eight of Wands). I feel like the BRF and Harry are discouraging her to go and trying to stop her (Star Rx/Ace of Cups Rx). I feel like they offered her to come as chivalry/being nice and she took it and ran with it (Ten of Pentacles Rx/Knight of Pentacles Rx/Six of Pentacles Rx). I think she’s doing this for monetary gain (QOP/Ace of Pentacles Rx). Six of Cups Rx is a leaving home card, so yeah I think she’s going. She might even dress inappropriately or does something that’s against protocol or rountine for a person associated with a royal to do (Knight of Pentacles Rx/Page of Cups Rx). I think the time she plans on coming just has bad timing around it (Ace of Cups Rx).
Thanks so much for reading guys. More parts coming soon. Srry, I was drained after that last question to keep reading. Thanks for all the love. Send feedback and requests as always. -TT
Sorry for the long absence, guys. Sadly, blogging will continue to be sporadic until after the US midterm elections. I have a ton of work to do until then and it’s a lot more important than royal anything. By the way, if you’re a United States reader, remember to go vote on November 6th!!!!
But I’m still pretty obsessive about the blog, so here are some thoughts on the past few weeks.
The boots came back! Kate wore her trusty Penelope Chilvers on her first post-maternity engagement. I thought this event was spot on. she looked casual but perfectly groomed and she was great with the kids (I loved the cup-holding Duchess). She just kind of stepped back and let the kids and the charity shine.
Meghan then wore some hideous leather skirt to Sussex. I’ve been bitching about Letizia’s tacky leather skirts for years, so I obviously hated this. Meghan is truly amazing, though. She managed to wrinkle leather, which I didn’t think was possible. This is also her third nearly-identical green ensemble.
Then Kate wore an Erdem dress I actually liked. We must be entering end times. I love that the dress was inspired by the Queen. That (and the POC plaid) was a nice touch. I liked the plum pumps and clutch, but hated the earrings (which were also Erdem, so I still get to say that I hated something Erdem).
That dress outglammed Meghan’s fug black Givenchy in every single way. Same thing happened at Eugenie’s wedding with Kate’s semi-recycled raspberry dress outshining Meghan’s maternity funeral-wear.
I see a lot of Kate fans taking the “real queens fix each other’s crowns” high road on twitter. I think that’s partly because they are genuinely nice people (far nicer than me!), and partly because this is not a competition at this point.
Eugenie’s wedding was lovely and heartwarming. The groom, was too cute and the bride was gorgeous. I loved the colors (the tiara had emeralds!), absolutely adored the unusual floral arrangements (chinese lanterns! York roses! Blue thistles!), appreciated all the details honoring Eugenie’s family and heritage, and enjoyed the nods to their charity endeavors. Andrew hovering around like a mother hen was adorable, and Fergie and Bea looked gorgeous. Fergie’s carousel party looked like a lot of fun. It was heads and shoulders above the über-basic Pinterest wedding the Sussexes put up.
And speaking of, this how the Sussexes showed up in Australia. They look like a hot mess. Is it me, or is Harry’s bald spot huuuuuuge now?
I still can’t believe they are being this irresponsible, but this is Meghan to a T. She’s on a schedule and she won’t let anything, not even her baby’s health, stand between her and her goal.
To me, it’s literally like that moment in The Ten Commandments where Moses hears from Nefertiri that Pharoah has decreed the first born shall die. And Moses’ reaction is that Pharoah had just called out his own punishment.
These two with their terrible timing don’t understand the ramifications of their actions.
Oh, lord, I just realized that one of her engagements is aimed at encouraging women to “move away from he stereotypical roles of cooking and looking after children.” LOLOLOLO, and she’s showing up pregnant. This is like the STEMettes event where she inspired the girls to become Hollywood actresses instead of engineers.
I don’t think the press is going to crucify them at their first engagements. Unless something major happens, they’ll wait until there is an established pattern to note something worthy of critique.
And that’s not counting the money wasted on all her clothes when she could have bought local designers.
But let’s not forget that she said she wanted to “hit the ground running.”
If they wanted an easier tour, then they could have just attended all of the Invictus Games. But I think they didn’t want to attend all the Invictus Games events and support the veterans. So, instead, the Foreign Office had to make them look like they were doing something worthwhile for the all the taxpayer dollars spent on their travel. Hence, the visits to Tonga and Fiji.
I expect Megs to be merching every day with a different outfit and possibly different outfits per day. Probably lots of Givenchy. Dark colors. Probably no local designers at all. But Birks merchandise galore.
I suspect the first week (Oct 16th to 21st) will be okay. From Oct 22nd to the end I expect there to be some problems, likely visible tension between the two.
A key thing to remember is that Harry has done a tour before, so he knows what it’s like to be in front of the public and press for multiple days consecutively. Meghan does not.
By Oct 22nd, they’ll have been on tour for a week and established how Megs will look and things will go. I would expect negative press articles to start after they’ve been on tour for awhile. So if Megs is dressing £10k per day, then surely there will be an article by the 22nd. I think it’s also key to remember that the Australian press does not bend to the complaints of the royal family like the UK press does.
And this notion that Megsy is pregnant… I don’t believe she’s pregnant currently, but I think she desperately wants people to believe she is. If she was actually pregnant, she’d be showing off that bump with tight clothing. I have no doubt about that. She would have multiple articles written about it so that she could brag about being indisputably preggers. Her famewhore self would not hide it.
That said, it wouldn’t surprise me if Megs did not show up to some of the engagements in Fiji and Tonga, NOT because she’s pregnant but for some other bullshit excuse such as “exhaustion” or something. Which might actually be because she and Harry aren’t getting along and need space away from each other. And this would be terrible for the tour. I don’t know why people are kidding themselves that Meghan taking a break from activities on the tour would be a good thing. The dunderheads are supposed to be representing Her Majesty The Queen and the UK Foreign Office while abroad on this tour. It is not an occasion to slough off duties because you don’t feel like doing them.
But believe me, if her ass can’t show up, the Australian press and probably the UK press will start wondering why she’s a royal.
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