Tonga sprayed an unspecified chemical on The Queen’s Canopy for the honeymooning conservationists piece of mind. Couldn’t she have stayed in Australia?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I’m dying because they don’t want to say Naled. it’s a highly controversial spray.

Yeah, it’s highly toxic and dangerous to pregnant women.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2018/10/27/tonga-cleared-rainforest-mosquitoes-ahead-duchess-sussexs-visit/

We have only talked about Zika, but doesnt any of these places requires any vacine? If so, the irresposability started away before. Or would she have done it as soon as they married? I doubt. I remember a forum discussion if Kate would go to the Malaysia tour bc she would have to take medication and would probably be trying to get pregnant, but they went on tour and the pregnancy came after.

motherofbulldogs:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I have no idea what the vaccine requirements are.

There is no vaccine for Zika anyways.

ANSWERING RANDOM QUESTIONS ABOUT THE TOUR, KM, MM, ETC,.  TAROT READINGS – OCTOBER 24TH, 2018

talkingtarot:

This is just a post basically of all the questions that have been asked to me this week that I haven’t been able to answer and I just put it all in one post. Sorry for the delay, a lot has been going on personally this week which is why I’ve been more inactive than usually. -TT

“Why is MM cradling her bump so consistently?”

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She wants to project the image of the “happy family” (Ten of Cups) even though there’s a lot of stress and conflict right now (Six of Swords Rx). I think she does this obviously for more attention (Star) but not in the normal attention-seeking way. Like she does it because I think she feels like very restricted (Four of Cups/Swords, Four of Pentacles) because of this pregnancy and her doing this is her way of rebelling or gaining that sense of control and power she feels like she’s losing (Three of Swords, Hierophant, Four of Pentacles, QOW) because of the tour (Hierophant,Six of Swords Rx). KP may be being much more strict on her and Harry, specifically her since she is pregnant, now (Heirophant/Four of Pentacles). 

I think she’s very very isolated on this tour (Four of Cups) and very very bitter or sort of mean (Seven of Wands Rx/Three of Pentacles/Hanged Man Rx). She’s sort of petty and catty-like right now (Three of Cups Rx) and she needs to be careful because there, again like I saw before, might be someone in her camp who is going to spill the beans on this behavior if she isn’t careful (Three of Cups Rx). She’s got a spy in her camp. She’s very much in isolation and isn’t really talking to her friends-or they aren’t talking to her that much (Four of Swords/Three of Cups Rx). She feels a lack of freedom and feels very restricted (Four of Wands Rx) and this is her way of restoring control by highlighting the bump, which is weird (Devil Rx) and switching the narrative which hasn’t been the easiest since this is a tour and they have schedules to fulfill and points to hit before moving forward. 

Her mood has been fluctuating a lot (Two of Pentacles), causing lots of rifts with Harry (Ten of Cups/Six of Swords Rx/Five of Swords/Hermit/Knight of Pentacles Rx). She’s sort of icy with Harry, I think more so the influence of the hormones (Two of Pentacles), but she’s sort of icy with Harry (Four of Swords/Four of Wands Rx) and their relationship is very routine-like right now (Knight of Pentacles Rx). She’s also very very forceful and sort of aggressive because of the hormones (Ace of Swords Rx/Chariot). 

This is a major change for her (Death) and Harry (Two of Cups) and they don’t really know how to cope with it (Two of Pentacles) and Meghan feels undervalued right now (Six of Pentacles Rx) which is why she’s sort of doing this to gain that control and feel like the focus is on her when it is mostly on the tour and hitting all those points because when they didn’t have any restrictions or help, like this previous week, it turned into a mess. Notice how this week the charities are getting much more attention (even if it’s the smallest) than last week when it seems they had no control and were free-styling it. 

“Why did MM leave her engagement in Fiji after six minutes?”

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I think she wanted to go (House/Star/Key). I also think she had some sudden pain somewhere or some health issues of some sort as well (Cross/Scythe/Key). She felt like it was starting to unproductive/unhealthy for her to be there and wanted to go back home (House/Star/Scythe/Key). She also saw this as a way to benefit her publicly rather than get the backlash she did and thought (Garden/Clover), like, “oh, I’m sure they’ll understand” sort of situation. Again, the hormones are making her crazy y’all! She was getting impatient (Mice/Dog). Her motivation for attending was dwindling by the minute (Mice/Snake). I also think she was having some secret health issues as well and that’s why she left so abruptly, other than the fact her patience was thin and she wanted to be at home (Woman/Mice). I don’t think she was that prepared either, as per usual, (Book/Mice) and again, was unhealthy or had some sort of health issue that came up out of nowhere. I think there is this underlying conflict, which probably relates back to my first spread above, of her having conflict between wanting to follow her own agenda and following what she is being told to do by KP.

“How to KM feel about the banquet she attended yesterday?”

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I think she very much enjoyed it. I think this was one of the times Kate really felt like she was in power (Bear/Tower) or sort of really played the role of “future queen” in a sense, like in her spirit. She was prepared and ready for this change (Ship) and this banquet was her really exploring her power and really feeling very confident about herself and her role. I’m guessing this is referencing the new glass order she got and her climbing up the ladder of power and presence in her position regarding that. Probably feeling very much empowered by wearing that, as a badge of honor in a sense. Though she was ready, she still was kind of nervous about taking the lead (Bear/Birds) but still very excited (Birds).Catherine didn’t have the tour on her mind and was putting all the gossip H&M were giving, across the pond (Ship), behind her and was focused on this banquet (Birds/Tower). #AnUnbotheredQueen 

She carried herself with class and grace and dignity as usual (Tower/Tree) and though very nervous, tried to appear calm and reserved and kept together (Tree). 

“How does MM feel about it?”

I think the news (Rider) made her feel held-back. I already talked before about how MM dislikes the power and influence that comes with Catherine’s position and this banquet was one of those things that sort of irked her (Mountain). Not in a very outward way though (Book), almost disliked it in silence. She’s putting on the facade she’s happy (Star) with it and some of that is true in a sense (Rider/House) but she still feels like once again, Kate is the big-bad wolf just coming to knock the shine off of her (Stork/Mountain). She feels like she’s blocking her bag as they say (even though their rich) and feels like Kate’s stopping her from going on and growing and going up as a royal. I feel like maybe this was not told to her or kept from her, probably to focus on the tour but also because of her hormones and her mood fluctuations, they didn’t want to take that chance of an explosion (Key/Book). 

I’ll do a second, more in depth part later. See you soon. -TT

I just wanted to say, as someone who is currently studying medicine and hopes to go into obstetrics, one of the things I’ve learnt is that doctors prescribe women who have severe HG the same anti nausea medication they prescribe patients undergoing certain types of chemotherapy. That’s how bad HG can get. And yet Kate gets shit for being so physically unwell she was hospitalized. Meghan seems to be tired, takes a day off during an expensive tour, and nobody says jack.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Nope.

PR anon. Hi! This is a typical celeb scam. Staged affairs, marriages even pregnancies are normal in that world. If you did a good search you’d see Megsy is making cash from this pregnancy. The Nanny article – that “Nanny” would have paid to use Megsy’s name for her own pr. Meghan Mirror is selling maternity clothes and MM has a stake in that. Watch all the product promo that will occur around this so called pregnancy. She gets paid everytime.

PR anon again. She used the wedding the same way. Givenchy paid for the pr. Givenchy got millions in free advertising. The question is why is the BRF cooperating with her? They know. Did stupid Harry think he had a real possibility here and forced it? Probably. He is sure learning a lesson. Everything she does is scripted. And it is all for money. I am dubious on the pregnancy. We’ll see.

oh and (pr anon) she ’ll cancel events for drama. She can’t cancel much cause she has to display the garbage she is paid to wear. I’d bet there won’t be anymore cancellations. Don’t get distracted. The real show is her money making scam. And how the RF handles her. They will take a passive low risk approach they have all along. First wait for Harry to see his error. Second let her reveal what she is. Self destruct.




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Oops Plant to clarify I meant are we still confident of our suspicions of the Xanax popping prior to pregnancy announcement. For eg. 6 Sep Peace Gala engagement with the JWu bump illusion dress and the strange eyes. She would have been about 6 weeks+ then. And def known she was preggers. People having ivf (I was one) don’t forget to check, they’re peeing on sticks as soon as or even before the 2WW is up. I mean, reviewing the last couple of weeks, did she make any effort to conceal the smug?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Oh, that makes more sense.

right what did Meghan think was going happen ?! she’s 4mth pregnant and going around like the energiser bunny .her body is telling her now to slow the fuck down .

keepingupwiththebananadrama:

She thought she had the stamina. Uh….NO you dont sweetheart. She has freakishly thin legs and no muscle definition, so carrying a child will drain you faster than a normal 5’4 woman. She also doesn’t come off as the healthiest person despite what she said on her blog. I’m willing to bet her body has been telling her to slow the hell down since before the wedding, but she thinks she superwoman and has to prove people wrong. You cant do that crap when it involves another human being.

Oh, you can do that crap. It just catches up with you in different ways. 

Apparently going to the a luncheon would be exhausting, eating and meeting ppl. If anything she shouldn’t be going to Fiji & Tonga…but whatever. I work in with the public, I’ve had coworkers pregnant and working w/ the public, and I mean “WORK”. If all we did was dress up, shake hands and wave, all of us would love that job. I’m not buying it, she could wear one bloody outfit a day, like a normal “relatable” person, this is ridiculous. 🙄

anonymoushouseplantfan:

She’s still going to Fiji and Tonga. 

What are your views on cutting back announcement? I’m having mixed feelings.. It’s for the baby so obviously we all (haters like myself included) want the best for it. But then again, it’s Meghan, she can do the unexpected for attention.. I’m feeling conflicted, like I want to bitch about her, but can’t coz of the baby (for whom I want the best, irrespective of harkles).

keepingupwiththebananadrama:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Oh, no one can bitch because the deed is done. She already showed up to the tour preggo and now they have to accommodate her. They can’t make her work and they can’t make her go to the islands. There’s a human life at stake.

It’s genius. Millions in taxpayer money and she tells everyone she’s knocked up THE DAY BEFORE SHE LEAVES FOR THE TOUR. Then she doesn’t even tell her father she’s knocked up, leaving him free to tell his sob story to the DM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TOUR.

i’d be angry on behalf of Australia, the FO, and the BRF, but fuck ‘em. They knew what these two clowns were like and they still gave them a huge wedding they could mess up, and a foreign tour they could flush down the toilet. At this point, the enablers are more to blame that the Sussexes.

talkingtarot:

BABY SUSSEX TAROT READING – OCTOBER 15/19, 2018

Wanted to do another reading to check up on this since I predicted Meghan would be pregnant from as earliest as July, seen here in my receipts post I did on it and haven’t really looked that deep into the pregnancy really since July. Hope you enjoy the reading. Thanks for all the love and support I’ve been receiving today. It really warms my heart. See ya. – TT

“Show me the outcome of Meghan Markle’s pregnancy right now.”

  • (Empress; Fool Rx; Four of Swords Rx; Five of Swords Rx; Death (Meghan’s birth card); Seven of Pentacles; Ace of Pentacles Rx; Knight of Cups Rx; Moon; Eight of Wands (clarifiers: Page of Swords Rx/Sun/Four of Pentacles Rx/Hermit Rx)
  • World, Three of Cups – top of the deck
  • Nine of Cups, Three of Swords – bottom of the deck

Okay. 

Regarding the pregnancy (Empress), they are making foolish decisions right now regarding it (Fool Rx). I don’t think it’s on purpose though (Fool Rx), they want the pregnancy to go smoothly (Moon/World/Three of Cups/Seven of Pentacles). Their just not being as cautious as I think they should be right now. 

They are getting assistance from a doctor (Seven of Pentacles) and she is indeed pregnant (I know there was some talk it was a surrogate). This is a major change for her (Death), could also signify you know what. 

I think problems will occur with this pregnancy if she overworks herself (Seven of Pentacles/Four of Swords Rx – needing to rest but choosing not too). Period. 

I feel like right now their gambling everything (Five of Swords Rx). It’s not like their even looking over the shoulder being extra – extra careful since this pregnancy already has a bigger risk because of her age. 

I feel like she is or will be very paranoid about this pregnancy (Five of Swords Rx/Knight of Cups Rx) for some reason. 

She’s having a lot of mood swings and like I said before getting very greedy and sort of being a douche because of the hormones (Knight of Cups Rx/Ace of Pentacles Rx). With Three of Swords at the bottom of the deck, idk, there’s some sort of disappointment here. Also still see her cancelling some events still (Knight of Cups Rx). I feel like a once appealing and on the right track, happy pregnancy (Seven of Pentacles) takes an quick turn for the worst (Knight of Cups Rx) in the future if they aren’t careful. I feel like if there is a issue whether that be miscarriage/complications/etc. it has some connection to the tour and/or her working so much. If she takes some rest and time off and spaces out her duties like she should be (Four of Swords Rx), then the pregnancy will be successful (World).

They are still very happy about it though (Moon/Knight of Cups Rx). 

If something goes down, regarding news, watch out for sometime in Winter (Ace of Pentacles Rx), maybe even next month at the earliest since Ace is a one card.

As of right nowit will go full-term. Only if she takes the proper care (Seven of Pentacles) and doesn’t continue to make careless/foolish decisions (Fool Rx). 

I keep getting the same message over and over again. She needs to slow down on these engagements for her health. If she overworks herself on this tour and other engagements, in particular maybe traveling too much or just too much activity in general it will backfire on her.

“Boy or girl/When?”

  • (Moon, Cover, House, Clouds, Mice)
  • (Woman, Bouquet, Dog, Scythe, Tree)
  • Ten of Cups, Five of Wands, Hierophant, Empress, Judgment, Five of Swords, Page of Wands – Bottom of the Deck

I’d say boy. Chance there is more than one (Clouds/Mice) but I see one boy

I think it will be a boy (Wands/Swords) and it will be born in May since all these fives are showing up (Hierophant/Five of Wands/Five of Swords/Tree).

I’m getting like first or second week of May or even end of April. Somewhere between 5th-18th. I’ll check again farther into the pregnancy. 

“How does Harry feel about the baby?”

  • (Ten of Wands Rx; Nine of Swords; Two of Pentacles Rx (Sun, Two of Cups Rx, Five of Swords); Page of Cups Rx; World Rx; Nine of Wands Rx; Seven of Pentacles Rx (Ten of Pentacles Rx, Two of Wands Rx, Six of Wands); Knight of Pentacles Rx; Page of Wands Rx; Page of Swords)
  • Devil, Lovers, Knight of Swords – Top of the Deck
  • Knight of Wands Rx, Four of Swords Rx, Queen of Pentacles Rx,, King of Cups Rx – Bottom of the Deck

Harry is happy (Lovers) but at the same time scared out of his mind (Nine of Swords). 

Not like he wants to bolt type of way, he definitely wants to be here and wants this pregnancy to go through (Devil/Lovers/Knight of Swords). 

Harry’s anxiety is through the roof though (Nine of Wands Rx/Nine of Swords). 

He feels like his world is flipped upside down (World Rx), meaning he feels like his whole life is changing so quickly (Page of Swords/Knight of Swords) and he doesn’t know how to handle it (Two of Pentacles Rx). 

He’s in the stage like, “Oh my gosh, am I ready to be a father?” (King of Cups Rx). 

It’s easy for him to shake kids hands at Invictus and play that role in public but in private he’s much more awkward and uncomfortable than he puts on (Knight of Pentacles Rx/Nine of Wands Rx). 

He’s worried he’s not going to be able to maintain and balance his relationship with Meghan (Two of Cups Rx/Sun) and feels like the child will bring sort of an imbalance to their relationship. More than the imbalance already present in their relationship if you ask me. 

He has anxiety about having to take over all the engagements and take on that workload and his family felt this wasn’t planned as thoroughly as it should have been (Two of Wands Rx/Ten of Pentacles Rx/ Six of Wands) They wanted him to wait to announce.

This pregnancy sort of through Harry off his normal schedule (Knight of Pentacles Rx). Guys, Harry’s an earth sign, despite how impulsive he is, when major things like this happen, he will always even if it’s deep down want it to go slow. That’s just how us earth signs work folks. 

Even though he’s worried and stress, he’s still excited for this child (Page of Swords). I think it’s a matter of talking all this about wanting kids and then finally having to deal with it and not knowing how to handle it that’s getting to Harry. 

Also, I don’t think William and Kate are that estatic either. They both (KOC + QOP) came up at the bottom reveresed.

“How does Meghan feel about the pregnancy?”

  • (Crossroads, Fish, Fox, Anchor, Key, Man, Woman, Star, Rider)
  • Mice/Snake – Top of the Deck
  • Bouquet/Ring – Bottom of the Deck

Meghan is very happy (Star/Fish). She’s ready for this baby to be born (Rider) and feels like she had everything she would want in the world right now (Key/Star/Fish). She sees this as her dreams moving forward (Star/Rider). She’s very emotionally attached to Harry and vice-versa right now (Woman/Man/Lovers/Devil) because of this pregnancy. 

It wasn’t easy getting pregnant (Crossroads/Anchor). Her heart was set on getting pregnant though (Anchor/Woman). She was very determined to get knocked up it seems, looks like a long term goal of hers in this marriage. 

She’s trying to stay mainly positive about the pregnancy right now (Anchor/Key). Feels like she secured the bag, for real (Ring/Bouquet). Still seeing difficulties with this pregnancy though (Mice/Snake). She really needs to be careful with her health, like seriously or this will all crash and burn. 

She wants to rely on Harry now and is much more dependent on him than before (Key/Man). I think that relates generally and financially because she is worried about finances, still (Fish/Key). I do see Harry taking a break and going somewhere alone to settle his thoughts though and process this in the future (Fox/Man/Rider). 

This was an unexpected pregnancy as I’ve seen in previous readings (Wheel/Crossroads/Fish). This was made on a gut level. This wasn’t planned to like “you’ll get pregnant then and then we’ll announce”, it was like “Hey, I want and not much thought was put into this as with other royal pregnancies I believe. 

Ultimately though I do think Meghan will get her wish of having this child (Star/Rider). 

“How does HM feel about it?”

  • (Key, Lily, Heart, Clover, Fish, Birds, House, Dog, Bouquet, Sun, Man, Child, Moon, Tree, Rider)

Overall positive (Clover/Fish). 

She’s wanted Harry to have a child of his own (Man/Child/Moon) and thinks it will be good for him (Sun). She hopes it brings stability and loyalty to his life (House/Dog) and hopes this settles him down for good (Dog/Tree). She’s aware this is what Harry has wanted for a long time (Child/Moon). 

What does she think about Meghan?

  • (Rider, Child, Scythe, Mountain, Cross, Stork, Ship, Lily, Dog)

She tolerates her (Cross). Now that the baby is in the picture (Child), she feels like it’s her duty to be kind and move forward (Lily/Stork). She’s kind of cold to her (Lily), like accepts it for what it is because of the child and her grandson but not ecstatic by no means.

She’s hoping this baby will make her more loyal to the firm and this marriage as well (Stork/Dog).

They’ve had lots of issues in the past (Mountains) regarding her commitment and transitioning into becoming a royal instead of a celebrity (Mountain/Cross/Stork). Hoping this trip and this announcement will change that (Ship/Lily/Dog/Stork).

Feels like pregnancy is too fast and they should have waited as well (Child/Scythe).

“How did majority of the BRF find out?”

  • (Three of Pentacles Rx, Five of Pentacles Rx, Lovers/Judgement, Ten of Wands Rx, Nine of Wands/Eight of Pentacles Rx/KOP, QOS, Five of Swords, Nine of Swords/KOS/Five of Cups, Three of Swords Rx, Ace of Pentacles)
  • QOW, Empress, Star Rx, Justice – Top of the Deck

I think they truly did announce it Eugenie’s wedding (Lovers/Judgement).

They felt that they needed to get something off there chest (Ten of Wands Rx). Meghan was the ringleader of it all though (QOW/QOS).

I don’t think she collaborated with any other members of the BRF or gave them aheads up or anything (Three of Pentacles Rx) and kind of just made the decision on her own (QOS).

Because of the way she did it, she was perceived badly (Eight of Pentacles Rx) and seen as too overbearing/dominate (Nine of Wands Rx/KOP).

It made the environment between them hostile and brought major tension (Five of Swords). They got perceived as smug and gloating about it because of the way they did it to the BRF.

Because of this annoucement (KOS),it made H&M isolated (Nine of Swords/Five of Cups) but they wanted to do it anyway (Ace of Pentacles).

I think the only person who had a clue was the Queen (Empress) and that’s it.

“Finally, how does Charles feel?”

  • (Dog, Stork, Snake Rx, Rider, Tree)

He still doesn’t really care for her (Snake Rx). He’s basically just trying to move past since it’s his grandchild, but otherwise is out.

Thanks for the support guys. Sorry this post is so up late. I apologize. See you tommorow. -TT

With the pregnancy that will go through we have not left for spring 2020 for divorce filings. HRH has just published.

Um. She didn’t say that. 

https://hrhroyaltarot.tumblr.com/post/179212123870/phmm-and-baby-sussex

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Megsy shouldn’t be going to Fiji and Tonga. She should just park her ass at the Invictus Games for a week and cheer the Invictus competitors on the entire time. Every day. It would probably be less stressful on her body. 

She doesn’t want to do that of course. She probably wants to show off whatever dresses she’s already procured for those visits. So instead, she’ll shove her body off into different time zones and several thousand miles of travel so her body has to adjust to a completely different environment. And then do it again when traveling back to Sydney. 

As far as I’m concerned, she’s put her baby in the danger zone for all of November and into early December. And that’s because of the drinking, the travel, the possible Zika complications–which include pesticides used to combat Zika–and the probably not following other doctor’s orders such as taking it easy, aka rest. 

If she can make it to Christmas without major complications, then perhaps Harry and Megs’ crotch fruit will live to see the light of day. But I’m not going to hold my breath on that one. 

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Re: pregnancy and jet lag. No. I and most women are tired during the first trimester (naps were obligatory for me) but once the 2nd tri hits the energy comes back. The 3rd tri is when you start to yearn for end of this and need to keep close to toilets LOL. Her manic energy which is on display here is pretty weird for a 1st trimester pregnant woman.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

In any case, it doesn’t sound like she’s feeling well. I’m still kind of baffled as to why she’s doing this. She pulls ranks on stuff like airplanes, security details, pictures and crap like that, but doesn’t avail herself of the privileges of the position when important stuff like pets and kids is concerned. It’s bizarre.

Don’t they advise women that do IVF to take it easy the first few months of pregnancy? add that this is a geriatric pregnancy and the chances that something could go wrong are even higher. She had to have been advised to stay at home by doctors. Why in the world would she take that chance and decide to add more stress to her life with this tour… is she trying to prove something or is she just that obsessed with attention, i wonder…

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I KNOW!!!!!!

My guess is that she didn’t realize how the pregnancy would affect her, so she told them that of course she would go to Australia and handle a packed schedule and a Zika tour leg. 

I’d throw in a complete lack of humility for the root of her problem. If she had more humility, she wouldn’t be engaging in such arrogant, dumb behavior. 

It’s worrying how tarot readers were predicting that something may go wrong with the pregnancy and here she is pushing it to the limit and being care free about Zika and everything else.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Apparently the cards indicated that they would be irresponsible. I really hope they are wrong about the outcome.

Well, this is beginning to look like a Greek tragedy. Not that I’m surprised about that at this point.

This is the most tragic situation i have ever seen. If she goes to Tonga and Fiji and delivers a healthy baby, she might encourage not to listen the doctors and to become reckess. These cautions are here for a reason. If she goes and (god forbid) anything happens to the baby, Tonga and Fiji’s tourism will finish. If she does not go, Tonga and Fiji’s tourism will finished. How they can not see that? Are they really that attetion skeaker?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yes, they are.

In no reading of yours have you send “abortion” and not does anyone “want” her to have a miscarriage. I’ve send it before it’s all on MM and her body. All you do and other tarot’s is read the cards. And I agree logically if she’s not taking every precaution, again her, then she’s putting the baby at risk. That’s the outcome. Even if the baby goes term, it’s already being used as a PR Ploy, this child’s life is going to be – the child of “the spare” & Kris Kardashian 2.0.

talkingtarot:

Exactly.

she is still chemically treating her hair. The short strands around the hairline are curly cause they are too short for the chems to take there but at the roots her hair is straight. She is def still using botox too – under her eyes it is obvious. All countraindicated when pregnant. Pregnant my arse.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Oh, I think she’s pregnant.

Oh, there are still some women who will get botox when they’re pregnant. They shouldn’t, but they do.

In the DM comments, someone said that it was chocolate chip and ginger banana bread. If so, she hit all three boxes: chocolate, ginger, and bananas. :-)

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I KNOW! I can’t believe I didn’t figure it out myself. I saw someone posting it, and I’m now waiting for the “Meghan’s tender secret tribute to her unborn child” articles. These two love their secret messages, don’t they?

Personally, I think it’s rather childish and gross (because the spooning bananas post was oddly sexual) and unworthy of a royal engagement, but I bet these two were cackling when they came up with it. They are mentally 12 years old.

What was the secret message in that banana, chocolate, ginger cake?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Chocolate is Meghan, who is black. Harry is the ginger. Bananas is shagging.

Put them all together and bake, and you get a “homemade bun fresh out of the oven,” i.e., A BABY.

It’s a Sussex Baby Sex cake. I bet they thought it was absolutely hilarious. No wonder they were laughing and joking all through that engagement.

I’m half appalled because this was, after all, a formal royal engagement where they were representing the queen, and half admiring because they got Rebecca English to EAT that thing. I bet they got a good laugh out of that.

you just sound like a bitter racist. you need to go the fuck outside and get some fresh air, bethany.

What makes me racist exactly? Noting that a woman with a high-risk pregnancy shouldn’t go to a country with a zika virus warning for the health of her unborn child? Reblogging people who noted all the occasions when Megs consumed alcohol when we now know that she was pregnant on those occasions? Noting what a piss-poor move it was to announce a pregnancy at a family wedding, thereby stealing someone else’s happy day?

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Hi brat. I assume people keep asking because they believe what you do is like astrology and is best interpreted with fresh readings. For example your recent archives say you don’t see pregnancy in her chart but we all saw the announcement this morning. It’s all about the interpretation and which methods people want to believe are closest to accurate.


So Meghan is pregnant so she has her future secure now. 😒😒😒


MM is pregnant! Did you see it coming?


What’s your take now that it’s official she’s pregnant?




I’m going to lump these together because I don’t have the time to do it individually. 

I thought the possibility of Megs getting pregnant after October 11th would be a possibility since Jupiter is transiting through her 5th house now. But it’s not something that I thought would become public because I think she doesn’t have a great chart for children. (Harry has a better chart.) 

And let’s be clear, you can get pregnant and not end up with a child. I don’t say this to be mean. I say this because it is fact. So let’s take look at Meg’s chart.

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Meghan is a Cancer ascendant. Her fifth house–house of children–is Scorpio, ruled by Mars. The two planets she has in her 5th house–Uranus and a retrograde Neptune–are not considered in generally Vedic astrology. Mars is located in the 12th house, aka house of loss, in Gemini in Ardra nakshatra. (More about Ardra later.) 

She has two planets aspecting her fifth house–Saturn and Rahu. Both are malefics. (Rahu has full aspects on houses 5th, 7th, and 9th from itself. Saturn aspects houses 3rd, 7th, and 10th from itself.) Saturn also aspects Mars in the 12th house. Jupiter–the karaka (indicator) of children–is harmed with its planetary war with Saturn and is weak. 

Having the 5th house lord (Mars) in the 12th house, which is a dusthana (place of suffering), makes it likely that difficulties will be experienced regarding children. This is made even more difficult because she has no benefic planets aspecting either the 5th house or Mars, but she does have two malefic planets aspecting the 5th house. 

These things aside, I think it’s important to take into account that Meg’s Mars is in Ardra nakshatra. If her Mars was in Mrigashira or Punavarsu, I think it would be better. But let me post this video from Joni Patry explaining what Ardra nakshatra is. And once you watch it, I think it’ll be clear to you what is likely to happen. 

In case you can’t see it in the video title, it really does say “Ardra the star of Tragedy.” I’m not fucking kidding you. 

So given all these things in Meg’s chart, if I had her chart and was pregnant, I sure as hell would not be going to a place with a Zika warning. I would not be demonstrating such poor form as to announce a pregnancy on infant & pregnancy loss day while being a visiting, short-term guest in a different country. 

But, we’ll have to see how it goes. I think the upcoming Mercury retrograde in mid-November to early December could be a very trying time, with December 4th through 7th possibly being very tough. 

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