mizzsmack:

Dressed like she grabbed a 60% off special off the rack from last season’s selection of Mother of the Bride dresses, for the Captain’s Dinner on a Carnival cruise ship.

Fucking excruciating.

Wow. Is she trying to do some sort of penance with this outfit??

They leave everything early when it’s not about Megs. They left Ascot early, they weren’t on Eugenie’s evening reception, at Harry’s family wedding in June they sprinted away right after the service and didn’t even stay for a picture, same with the August wedding where Harry was an usher, didn’t even stay to watch the bride and groom leave.

Exactly! They even left the Queen’s Christmas lunch last year (2017) early. This is why I don’t believe they were sent away. They do it all the damn time. Nothing new. 

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#HARKLES │ Feels™ for the RoyAl Fam │PART I : Meghan│ 16th November, 2018

wempresstarot:

As per anon request,
ended up having a gander at what each of the #Harkles currently feel about the #TopCats of the RF. Did some short 3×3 overview spreads, so mostly general
feels. I actually did a spread for each individual pair (i.e. Meg x EP/xCC /xWK), but this post is already so gosh darned LONG so they will have to be axed and
we’ll just use the generals. I’m sure #TT will have way more tea to
fill in all the gaps! 🙂

Anon was particularly
interested in what Meghan felt about
her immediate InLawz®, so let’s
start off with her. The RF #TopCats are defined as: EP (Elizabeth
& Philip)
, CC (Charles & Camilla) and WK
(Will & Kate)
.

* BONUS: looking into Meg at Charles’ Birthday bash…

 

HOW DOES MEG GENERALLY FEEL ABOUT HER IMMEDIATE IN-LAWS? (EP, CC & WK)

Devil, 2oSw, Tower │ Magician,
Hermit, WoF │ Strength, 10oW │ 3oP  (TD: 8oW, Sun │ MD: World, 8oSw, Lovers >> 5oW << 6oP, 7oP, Fool │ BD: Star, 6oSw)

Hm. Well. As this is for all of them in general, it’s a
mixed bag of AbsolutelyAbysmal© and ButWhatCanTheyGiveMe?™ Got several “flashes”
of the PoC when I was shuffling, and
then had it pop up around Charles’
spread, together with 6oP, 3oW, Star and
Fool: that PoC is Meghan trying to
be pleasing. -On a surface level. -To whomever is holding the purse strings (6oP) and is in charge of the things she
can do *cough* getawaywith *cough*. #Mercenary  Charles seems to be, in her eyes at least,
the one she can get what she wants from. For now…

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My theory on why MM/PH left early is they were told to. MM/PH LEAK EVERYTHING. Everything they hear and see. The Soho House Amsterdam Bday party (red light district and Douglas Booth), the alleged Monaco royal and surrogate among other things. Think about it how comfortable would Queen Rania feel or Prince Albert and other guest feel knowing EVERYTHING they say and do will be leaked to the media. This is the party MM would have loved to be seen at. No photos. No gossip. No MM/PH.

If they were that worried about her leaking, then why was a play-by-play of the party published in the Daily Mail? I think it’s clear that she didn’t want to be there because she’s not the star that she thinks she is.

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I agree they won’t make it to 2020. They’ll be over this marriage by mid-late spring. They’ll try to save face because of the pregnancy. I think we’ll hear a split by the end of summer once the baby is around 3-4 months and they’ll be officially divorced before Christmas next year, probably around Halloween or thanksgiving is when it’ll be finalized. Fall 2019, maybe late summer, is when we’ll get to see some really juicy stories from both meg and har attacking each other.

Megs is over it in mid-to-late March 2019. She’s not going to fake her way through the summer. That ego boost she’s had since September 2017 is going to go away. Yes, I’m sure she’ll still plan on making herself as famous as possible, but she won’t see the same gains she’s had since September 2017 after March 2019.

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OMFG,Lainey ”Prince Charles’s 70th birthday party”,it’s not MM fault that HER assistant quit,It’s PC,Will and seniors staff fault LOL”The real gossip behind why Royal Meghan’s assistant quit may not have anything to do with Meghan/It may be a much bigger question about the greater politics and maneuvering happening between the three–perhaps soon to be four–senior royal courts/the courtiers of the top two courts are targeting Meghan right now because she’s new and that makes her vulnerable’LOL

LOL. I’m not surprised. Nothing is Meghan’s fault in Lainey’s world except for bellycupping.

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Nothing is ever Meghan’s fault. It’s just everyone else that is fighting. LOL! She’s just trying to get her mom to visit her at Sandringham this Christmas. *eyeroll* 

After reading that, I’m practically convinced that there will be a new article about Meg’s behind-the-scenes behavior that will drop this weekend. It’s almost as if they’re planning on it with the “victim” angle of competing courts. Somehow, this didn’t really happen when Andrew married Fergie with the “competing courts” claim, of course, because it’s not true. 

Harry’s court isn’t going to be so “senior” given that he can’t get his wife to walk without clutching her barely-there bump. They’re getting sentenced to “Siberia,” which Lainey didn’t even comment on. Can’t say I’m surprised about that because Lainey didn’t cover the royal Remembrance outings this past weekend. She can’t write glowing words about Megs not being on the balcony together with the future queens, or sitting next to the curtains at the concert. I thought that Lainey not doing a write-up about that at the beginning of the week was a glaring omission. And not an accidental one. 

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A love your tumblr btw. Anyways, I do agree with that anon, I betcha Australia was the real test. It was long enough to evaluate day to day faux pas as opposed to just one day of faux pas. What, with the temper tantrum over the tiara, her inappropriate wardrobe, mauling Harry in public, her lack of decorum and even her inability to curtsy appropriately down under this tour was a huge test. Not to mention of course announcing the pregnancy at the beginning (calculating).

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Fair point. 

The tour is kind of funny in a way. The schedule actually looked great (Invictus, Commonwealth Canopy, scholarships, aboriginal schools, etc…) and the Irish tour was decent, so the royals were probably shocked out of their minds when it turned into a belly-cupping self-promo fest. I mean, they were literally told about the pregnancy THE DAY BEFORE.

Why do you think MM’s fans are so awful and mean? I’m so done with how they make me feel

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Like attracts like. Kate’s upper middle class (by US standards) manners, college background, and Sloane styling attracted a fandom composed of entrepreneurial middle class women who care about charity, rule-following and artsy stuff and politely freak out when someone gets a title or a jewel identification wrong.

Meghan’s Hollywood background, victim complex and tabloid histrionics attracted volatile personalities with inferiority complexes who cheer her rule-breaking and are deeply invested in having their neuroses validated through the kind of social media fauxtivism that involved ganging up on people because they are “problematic.”

I love her fans. They are vicious piranhas who are going to tear Harry apart when the divorce comes and I cannot wait.

I don’t doubt that Meghan had tiara tantrums that are legends of staff gossip (would be relayed up and down the chain of command involving several staff members) But I think the Siberia banishment is because the public pregnancy announcement was M’s initiative and not approved. Tour was a genuine gift to the gruesome twosome to allow them to establish themselves as commonwealth ambassadors and they made a mockery of it. Cancelling market thing while smirking all the time-major NO NO.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Good point. It probably was a combination of things. We’ve all been watching Harry and Meghan’s ongoing Hollywood-ization of the brf with open-mouthed horror, wondering how they were being allowed to do all this. I’m glad that someone finally put their foot down.

The tour really was beyond the pale. They were supposed to represent the country and the royal family, while promoting royal initiatives like Invictus, the scholarship program, and the Commonwealth canopy, and instead they promoted themselves and their bump. 

talkingtarot:

I think theres fake eyelashes. Its all heavy as usual.

Honestly, IDK if I believe, shes looking too much a lost child and her acting skills were to be childish/girlie. After her abusive behaviour revealed, IMO shes trying to look a victim.

(submission)

-I think it’s genuine. Tbh, this is the most genuine thing I’ve seen from her since she got engaged to Harry. She looked over at the balcony with everyone standing with each other except her and got sad. I dont think that’s faked. It also goes along with what I got in my reading and a couple of others as well too recently.

That’s way too much bronzer/blush on her cheeks though.

talkingtarot:

keepingupwiththetarot:

How does meghan markle feel right?

What I see/feel: she is a mess right now. If she didnt want to be there last night, she definitely didnt want to be there today. I wouldn’t be surprised if she is a no show at the second engagement today. She is mentally done. I see her pacing back and forth, crying begging for her not to go, harry is trying to calm her down and remind her that they have to. She doesnt want to at all, she is feeling the ice and it burns. All of the rules, the fact that everyone has thrown their hands up with dealing with them, and now Charles is dealing with her especially from across the room.

All in all what I’m seeing in the cards is her walking away. She doesnt care what happens, doesnt care about the consequences, she just wants out. She’s done, this is causing a lot of stress and that happy place is not working right now. When she walks away she wont have a plan laid out because it will something sudden even though it was bound to happen. It’s odd that this is coming from meghan rather than harry, possibly the hormones are making her even more reckless.

Lordy..